French joke
This happened just this morning where I work. I overheard a French guest asking an American guest if he’d been to the swimming pool yet, but in her sentence she combined both the French and English words for “pool”, when she asked him, “Have you been to piscine the pool today?”
Sounds from our backyard
I recorded these frogs and birds with my digital recorder……
All from one
*An adult human body contains approximately 100 trillion cells.
*Developmentally, every human being spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Blood and spit
*A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
*The average human produces a quart of saliva a day or 10,000 gallons in a lifetime
Another Jewish Joke
A waiter goes over to a table with some older Jewish ladies and says, “Is anything all right?”
Dolphins never sleep
Dolphins never sleep. When they rest, they shut their brains down one hemisphere at a time, and are known to swim in figure-8 patterns when in that mode.
